User blog:Baconski/The Magical Bagel

I woke up at 6:30am.

I felt a slight feeling of anxiousness as I had to go take my next class in my college, unaware of knowing what will come that day.

I got up from my Bunk Bed that had my laptop setup replacing the bottom part of the bunk before coming to the realization that there was a desk with a computer setup and a more tech-looking laptop on it, both were more powerful than my laptop, but I never used them since I installed PMU on that one laptop.

Before getting dressed, I check my phone's weather app, seeing it is going to be hot in this fine summer day.

Naturally, I grab a black tee and sweatpants and a bomber jacket that WWII pilots would wear from my closet.

It was at this point in time that I began to feel my stomache rumbling.

I ran downstairs and checked my pantry to see what I could eat without having to turn on the stove or microwave.

I ran out of breakfeast bars and that was true honesty because the whole box is being buried by bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

There was also a crowbar with a label reading "Use in case Michael Phelps is indeed a cyborg" in there, but that was unimportant for the matter at hand.

It was then, I saw the solution to all my problems.

In the corner of the pantry, was a bag that had a single bagel in it.

I didn't have time to contemplate, I quickly grabbed the bag and ran out to the counter and began unwrapping it, but I rushed back into the pantry and grabbed jars full of Peanut Butter, Nutella, and the Jet-Puffed Marshmallow Creme.

Using a butter knife, I spread the contents of all the jars onto the bagel.

I took a good look at it, and it was the most disgusting thing I have ever created, and I still don't even know why I decided this was a good idea, maybe because I thought it was a beautiful sight to behold as a creation that would scar me for life.

Now unable to hold out any longer, I proceeded to cram the bagel into my mouth like a barbarian and felt it fall down my throat.

A blue flame erupted from me as a sound wave caused all glass in the room to shatter and proceeded to travel outwards toward the city, where I saw an 18-wheeler explode.

It was at this point, where I heard a voice behind me.

"I am thou..." the voice said. "Thou art I... From the sea of thy Food Court, I consume..."

I turned around, and I was aghast at what I saw.

"Thy heart that beats for thy friends cooking lights mine holy dinner plate... I am thou... Thou art I..."

Floating right behind me, was a tiny grey mouse sitting atop a large jar of honey.

"I am Leostel, awakened to the fact that you never bought any of MY HONEEEEEEEEY!"

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I woke up, halfway from falling off my bunk.

It was still dark out, but I checked my phone and saw that the current time was 3:27am.

Below the time on my phone, I saw a wall of @mentions from discord that all had the same simply crafted message.

aeiou.

Upon seeing that, I turn my phone off and quickly fall asleep, not wanting to tell anyone of the dream that I had that night...

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